You know you're a geek if....

„X You discuss literature using metaphors
„X You carry a book-bag instead of a purse
„X You read the videogame booklet before playing the game
„X You dream in fantasy
„X You write books as a pastime
„X Your common conversations revolve around magic and mythological creatures
„X You speak and write in Old English
„X You spell theater with a "tre" ending
„X You have full conversations with yourself or people in your head
„X You debate adjective vs. adverb
„X You wear a flash drive as a necklace
„X You own more books that shoes (only applicable to ladies)
„X You wear toe socks and flip-flops
„X You answer questions by quoting books
„X You refuse to get contacts because you feel naked without your glasses
„X You correct teachers in class
„X Your nice clothes are the jeans and t-shirt without holes
„X You write with your face two inches from the paper
„X You refuse to write on the back of paper
„X You refuse to dog-ear a book
„X Your favorite smell is new books
„X You have read a single book 9x
„X You start fist fights when someone tells you the ending of a book
„X You stop conversations midway to write a story idea down
„X Your favorite channels are the Discovery Channel, Animal Planet and the History channel
„X You know more words than your parents, teachers and friends combined
„X Your nickname is "vocab"
„X You attend(ed) science camp
„X People at science camp called you a nerd
„X You know what a capybara is and how to logically link it to the guinea pig family
„X You debate hail vs. meteorites in the Bible
„X You say "goo¡" more than 2x a day
„X You don't have a Myspace but you have 3 other blogs
„X You use proper editing signs
„X You debate "real" elves vs. Santa¡¦s elves
„X You wear some article of clothing more than 2x a week
„X Your parents are periodically baffled by your intellect and logic
„X You say correct instead of right
„X You draw characters from the books you write
„X You quote Shakespeare when you are insulted
„X You debate which Shakespeare play the quote came from
„X You're offended when dragons, gryphons or elves are portrayed contrary to fantasy books
„X You regularly say "hypothetically speaking" when outside of science class
„X You refer to yourself in the third person
„X You quote movies after seeing them one time
„X You have conversations in IM language when not online
„X You get into fads a year after they are over
„X It bothers you when children's books change the style of poetry half-way through
„X You correct the notes that your friends pass you in class
„X Writing "brb" causes you pain
„X You can¡¦t spell anything shorter than 10 letters
„X You write essays just for fun
„X You correct movies when they are historically inaccurate
„X You say "on a stick"
„X You say "quote un-quote" while moving two fingers up and down
„X You read a book at your friend's house
„X You can't stop reading a book in the middle of a chapter
„X You get physically violent when someone tries to pull you away from a good novel
„X "geek" is your term of endearment
„X You are never reading less than 3 books at one time
„X You are "ness" to the end of a word to make it a theological statement
„X You know what an oxymoron is
„X Circular thinking is an amusing pastime
„X You think videogame characters are more attractive than real people
„X You call someone a pig womanizer but mean a womanizing pig
„X You describe something using more than 2 adjectives
„X You change the words of songs to fit your friends
„X You know what you know but you just can't say it
„X You debate whether irregardless or fishes are real words
„X You describe yourself as scatterbrained
„X You stop or start a thought in mid-sentence
„X You understand the concept above
„X You over use semi-colons or commas
„X You ask if you can pick someone's brain
„X You count how many times someone says like or um while speaking
„X You have to translate for yourself and other intellects
„X Most of what you say ends in "you don't know what that means, do you?"
„X You debate how to cast spells with different types of magic
„X You think of how characters from other books would handle the situation in the book you are reading
„X You quiz your friends on what a word means in elvish
„X You make up new mind games for your friends to play
„X You memorize stand up routines from famous comedians to quote
„X You know what a slide ruler is
„X You don¡¦t cure because it is a waste of precious words
„X You use "well" and "good" correctly
„X You suck on the stem of your glasses when you are thinking
„X It takes you less than 5 hours to read a novel
„X Teachers/pastors refuse to call on you because you answer too often
„X You refer to public schooling as a jail of the mind
„X You cry when you finish a good book or videogame
„X You re-write book endings that you don't like
„X You look up random words in the dictionary to expand your vocabulary
„X You spend paychecks, Christmas money and money you don't have on books
„X You're more out of touch than your parents
„X You're parents urge you to get more into the social scene
„X You've seen The Princess Bride more than 5 times
„X You say rents instead of parents
„X Your favorite movies are low-budget films
„X You automatically correct people
„X You see yourself only as valuable as the number of pages you write
„X You want to name your kids after your favorite fantasy characters
„X You have a huge collection of stuffed animals and you know all their names
„X You talk about fantasy as if it is real life
„X You make long lists of why you are a nerd on a good Saturday night
+You actually know how a lightsaber works
+you have gotten into a lightsaber fight at:
~a gas station
~the renissance festival
~a store
~someone's house
+ you contemplate how to hack a friend's computer, jsut to have a little levrage
+You have camped out for black Friday deals
+Your idea of a good time is sitting at home on your laptop
+You text/IM people who are 3 feet from you
+You tell someone they will get a disease from a food because of a certian chemical reaction (i.e. You get osteoperosis from caramel syrup. The sodium phosphate they use to keep it from caramelizing saps calcium from your bones.)

Just so you know, I'm 59% geek